0.01992•0h 10mmovie

Cucumbers Are Better Than Men Because...

Animation

Cucumbers stay hard for a week and cucumbers don't have sex hang ups and won't make you wear kinky clothes and cucumbers never suffer from anxiety and don't need a round of applause and cucumbers aren't allergic to your cat and don't leave whisker burns. This 10 minute cartoon has all the reasons that cucumbers will definitely improve your life.

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